Beard Burn

You may ask what a silly name for a blog, but we thought it was catchy and it seemed to grab a hold of the basic message of this blog......we're human, we react and sometimes shit happens! This is a blog about us, that is Steve and I(Brooke).... adventures we have every day as a couple, sometimes alone and just basic humor that will hopefully bring a smile to your face!
Sometimes we laugh so hard at things we go through that we thought it would be a sin not to share it with the whole world! We have such a unique story and love life so much we hope to pass that along to our readers! Enjoy!

"BEARD BURN"

Well, if you can't guess what this story is about, then you might be slow, one of 'Jerry's Kids' or simply put-just not the sharpest tool in the shed. it all started when Steve and I started dating, well actually making out, sucking face, kissy-kissy, locking lips and stuff white people like(I looked up synonyms for kissing on Google and it came up up with "stuff white people like"). For the record-I am Italian-Steve is Czech.





.....Well to put it politely, Steve's Beard is a lot like kissing a brillo pad! And although I fell for this particular monkey pretty hard and pretty quick, it was painful and prickly and sometimes down right evil!




..........So, after spending an awesome night in with my favorite bearded fella, I had the worst beard burn EVER!!!! The following day was Sunday Funday with my Mum!-She is 69-almost 70 and a bag full of laughs, wisdom and love! I had a shopping date set for that afternoon and when my Mum arrived, picked me up and I hopped in her auto, she turned to me and said, "Where did you get that beard burn?" I-of coarse acting shocked and surprised said, "What beard burn?" She said, "On your chin Brooke." I looked at her-my 69 year old Mum and said, "How do you know what beard burn is?" She said, "Oh please child, we are Italian, we invented fellatio and beard burn." I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants!

Events Causing Beard Burn-Awesome

Having the Actual Beard Burn-Totally Worth It

Hearing My 69-year-old Mother claim the invention of beard burning
to the great Italian nation-EFFEING PRICELESS





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So, the moral of todays story-look for laughter in painful situations.
For more information on beard burning go to
http://www.5min.com/Video/Remedies-for-Beard-Burn-266799819